Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

" Waltzing poodles bombinating humorlessly." (P. 22.)

The " Lady Astor " (gin and ginger-ale). (P. 26.)

A mysterious visit to the ex-Crown Prince. (P. 11.)

A pole at Fifth Avenue and 37th Street, Manhattan. (P. 26.)

" Brilliant young men not believing a word they said, yet saying it with wit and charm." (P. 18.)

A phantom blinded by the flick of a glove lace. (P. 24.)

Parisian pique at pipe-smoking pedestrians. (P. 10.)

A white elephant for the Invisible Empire. (P. 18.)

Objectionable scenes secretly filmed and interpolated. (P. 10.)

An extraordinary Dutch theory about a British naval base. (P. 9.)

One good, beautiful female twin --one evil, crafty male twin. (P. 15.)

Moscow food : " There is something wrong with it, the best of it. It fills but it does not nourish." (P. 12.)

Mental bouillon cubes. (P. 14.)

The enbeavered idol of the ultra moderns. (P. 14.)

A delirious Bourbon in London. (P. 10.)