VIEW with ALARM

Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

Loud cheers for Ludendorff.

Vigorous vampires wriggling from man to man extracting signed checks.

An osseous deed.

A cork that, all too soon, will be out of the bottle.

Blackmail for repressing the memoirs of a morganatic wife. Also the memoirs.

Twenty lusty Italian workmen shouting: "Uno! Sei! Tre! Dieci!"

Poland's four " mistakes" which may mean partition again in 20 years if left unremedied.

A blue sack suit and primrose waistcoat.

Hello-girls who say goodbye.

Wonder that prevents peace.

Memories of a burning dawn in 1869.

An attack on impotent pruriency.

Assertions of alleged " unsurpassed audacity and inaccuracy " from a former Democratic nominee for President of the United States.

The bandless borders of the Alaskan Gulf.

Gilda Gray at 25 cents a showing.

Nasal elevation at pictures of a healthy sport.